Tonight, on one of our local stations, the consumer watch segment, always hosted by the male anchor, was devoted to some bizarre sandpaper mitt leg hair removal system. No, he didn't test it, but he went to a tape of two women doing so, one of whom was his co-anchor. Yeah. She sat there in a chair, sandpapering her leg, and then when it was concluded that the old method worked best, proven by a close-up of the stubble on her leg, so there she sat again, slathering shaving cream on her leg, and shaving.
Back to you, Dave.